Cougars

The definition of cougars from urbandictionary.com: "older women who like younger men."

This denotation seems a little vague, but I'll take it.

Selling makeup at my current location I definitely see my fair share of cougars roaming around like an senior citizen at a casino hoping to hit that jackpot on the next slot machine. There are two things I love in this world: I love Madden (football game created by EA sports) and I love cougars.

I'm not exactly sure why I love cougars, maybe this stemmed from being bored dating girls my own age or possibly the influence of media or maybe I'm just a horny bastard. Who knows. But whatever the case is, I love cougars.

There is just something about an older women walking up to you with a Louis Vuitton bag in a blue sweat suit with Juicy printed across her ass asking for a new blush. It just blows my mind.

However, as much as I love cougars, I don't think I'll ever act on this fantasy. Why? As weird as this may sound, this is just too much fun to tease myself. Don't get me wrong, if the opportunity presents itself I would pounce on it like a lion. But for the most part, cougars have to remain eye candy. Another reason why I wouldn't want to date a cougar seriously is due to the fact I wouldn't take it seriously. It would just end up as a booty call and thats not my intentions if feelings were to get involved. That would just be wrong.

Couple nights ago I was concluding a session with a coug searching for a foundaton.

Cougar: Thank you so much SMA, I think I'll purchase this foundation and primer.

SMA: Yeah anytime, hopefully they work out great for you.

Cougar: Thanks. Good bye.

(Co-worker walks by)

Co-worker: I really liked her eye lashes.

SMA: I liked more than just her eye lashes.